These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .

 I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what the hell I'm "here after".

Warning: Under no circumstances  should you take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same  night!

Parents who host lose the most

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money

"Politicians And Diapers Should Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason".  

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. 

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